Bailey Quote

Tonight Jason, Bailey and I were watching Family Fued.

Bailey "If we ever go on this show, dad needs to shave his arm pits."

Me "Why? He'll be wearing a shirt."

Bailey "Yeah but if he jumps up and down and claps his hands they might see his pits."

Me "He isn't going to be wearing a tube top!"

Hannah Quote

Hannah "Jill, Zander is cute and smart."

Me "Just like dad"

Hannah "But dad wears underwear."

Me "Very true"

Bailey Quote

This morning before school

Bailey "My scarf smells like elephant poop."

Me "Then go put it in the wash. Wait, how do you know what elephant poop smells like?"

Bailey "I've been to the zoo."