Amelia Quote

I've been lotioning Amelia butt because it has been dry.  After lotioning it today,

Amelia declared   "Mommy, take off your underwear and I will lotion your butt."

Amelia Quote

We were about to walk down the steps together when I slipped and slid down 6 steps.  I stood up and said

"I hurt my butt"

Amelia asked "What happened?"

I said  "I had an accident"

Amelia asked  "Did you poop your pants?"