Amelia Quote

Amelia comes to me and says
"Mom, my underpants have skid-marks"

I said
"give them to me, I'll put them in the wash"

Amelia said
"Mom, if my underpants could talk they'd say "washing machine, here I come!"

Amelia Quote

Amelia comes out of the bathroom today

"My work here is done folks!"

Amelia Quote

Amelia was in the bathtub, I was laying in bed reading.  I yell to her

"Amelia, what are you doing?"

She says "Rubbing bubbles on my naked body."