Amelia Quote

I've been lotioning Amelia butt because it has been dry.  After lotioning it today,

Amelia declared   "Mommy, take off your underwear and I will lotion your butt."

Amelia Quote

We were about to walk down the steps together when I slipped and slid down 6 steps.  I stood up and said

"I hurt my butt"

Amelia asked "What happened?"

I said  "I had an accident"

Amelia asked  "Did you poop your pants?"

Amelia Quote

This week Amelia learned two new words.  Birthmark and skid-mark.

Today while we were out walking Amelia yelled at the top of her lungs

"Mommy has a skid mark!"

I loudly corrected her "No, Mommy has a birthmark"

Amelia Quote

I saw Amelia putting kleenex into her underpants.

I ask "Amelia, what are you doing?"

Amelia says Mommy, me underpants don't have pockets."