Hannah Quote

When I asked Hannah what I should be for Halloween she said

"A mom who hands out candy"

Hannah Quote

While tucking Hannah in bed I asked her,

"When you are all grown up and don't want Elmo anymore, will you give him to Zander to play with?" (joking)

She says "Im giving Elmo to Amelia when she is born. I will be a big sister then and I won't need an Elmo."

Bailey Quote

A very painful conversation tonight at dinner.

Jason says "Bailey, where is Rome?"

Bailey says "In Venezuela"

Jason says "No Bailey, where is Venezuela?"

Bailey says "In Australia."

He got out an atlas and she now has to study it.

Hannah Quote

Hannah yells out of no where

"I like colored pencils better than crayons. Who's with me?"

silence

"Anybody, anybody?"

Hannah Quote

Jason "It is so stressful to be me!"

Jill "No it isn't."

Hannah "You never know Jill, you've never been dad. And I don't think you ever want to be."

Hannah Quote

Yesterday I cut my finger right next to my wedding ring. Later Hannah asked me why I don't have my ring on. I showed her the cut.

Hannah said "Daddy is going to be angry when he gets home. He will think you don't love him anymore."

Bailey Quote

Bailey and I had never heard the word doppleganger before. Now we are both reading books with dopplegangers and my TV show has one. We are dying laughing.

Hannah Quote

Jason is working on our taxes right now. He keep asking me questions.

Hannah asks "How much do we get back if I have scarlet fever?"

What? Where do these kids come up with these things?

Bailey Quote

When we told the girls we were having a baby ...

Bailey says "I already know. I saw your pee stick in the trash."

I said "That was 3 weeks ago, how did you not say anything?"

Bailey says "I thought Id get in trouble for looking through your bathroom trash."

I said "Ewe you look through our bathroom trash? You're gross!"

Hannah Quote

When we told the girls we were having a baby ...

Hannah said "I want a sister so bad!"

I said "You have a sister (and I pointed to Bailey)"

Hannah said "I want a baby sister so bad!"

Hannah has picked out the names Timmy and Anna.

Hannah Quote

While having lunch with Hannah she said to me

"I can't remember my life before I met you. But I don't really want to."

Bailey Quote

Bailey "My homework this weekend is to work on this project about advertising and commercials."

Me "So basically you have to watch TV all weekend?"

Bailey "Jill, TV is so last year. We have to use the internet."

Hannah Quote

Last night on Bailey's 12th birthday we made it through Red Robin dinner and opening gifts. When we returned home and sang Bailey happy birthday and started to cut the cake Hannah bursted out in tears. She later told Jason

"Im sad because pretty soon Bailey is going to college and I'll miss her."

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